My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
some people: omg he’s so hot, I wish he was mine!
me: *gently I pull their head back, parting their parched lips and letting them drink the water at their own pace as I lightly whisper* Quench your thirst.
everyone spells it “Braun” but what if its actually “Brown”